Taylor, Taylor, Taylor. Girl, you gotta stop assuming things. You know what they say when you assume something?? That’s right, you kind of made an ass out of yourself, and the fans who thought you’d win album of the year. Sure, it was a momentary lapse in judgement. Maybe you forgot you were being filmed. Maybe you’re just super cocky and think you’re gong to win all the time. I can’t figure it out. Maybe the Grammys were too nice to you straight out of the gate, and you just think they’ll keep rewarding your efforts. I mean, it was just embarrassing at the end of the day. Sorry Taylor. I know it’s upsetting to lose, but you gotta take the good with the bad. You did a good job performing though. Headbanging will probably make a comeback, so thanks for that. You’re talented, there’s no denying that. Be grateful for what you have. Smile and clap. Smile and clap.
Also, there are the dudes next to you who look like they’re going to have a heart attack.